MASK SAGGER*

A person who wears one’s mask loosely, below the level of the nose or chin, sometimes resting on one's neck, with one’s mouth showing. Worn in defiance of safety guidelines, sometimes as a political statement. 

*Sagging (a hip-hop and gangster fashion trend circa 1990) Wearing one's pants below the level of the waist, sometimes below the level of the buttocks, with one's boxer shorts showing. Usually, a belt is worn ironically to reinforce sagging. A person wearing sagging trousers is sometimes called a "sagger." 

UMBILICALL 

The daily phone call between an adult child and his or her mother, because one or both is unable to cut the cord.

HIGH [w]HEELS

A) Lifted pickup truck wheels (high heels for straight men in Texas.)

B) when high heels are worn riding an electric scooter.

HAVE YOUR STEAK AND EAT IT TOO.

The ability to enjoy two seemingly impossible things at the same time (due to plant-based proteins); Enjoying a meat-like meal without compromising personal health and the health of the planet.

See also: ICING ON THE STEAK: refering to Something (plant-based) that makes a good thing (meat) even better.

TOMS TAN

An awkward and pronounced pale lower foot relative to a suntanned upper foot that occurs when a person too frequently wears Tom’s shoes.

LOLQ 

Laugh out liquid; The experience of laughing at the inopportune moment when q person happens to have a mouthful of liquid -- in which case the liquid is spat back out or ejected through said person’s nose.